Sunday, February 03, 2008

Beware of grannies!

This a supposedly true account reported in the police log of Sarasota, Florida

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady then, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags in the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she couldn't get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Fribee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked only four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into car and drove to the nearest police station to report her mistake. The sergant whom she told her story to couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, white curly hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
The moral of the story? If you are going to have a senior moment ...... make it memorable!!!!!

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3 Comments:

Blogger Antonio Rivero Taravillo said...

Me encanta lo de la cerveza. La pobre señora debió de creer que ya se habia tomado unas cuantas, al no recordar qué hacían en su coche.

5:13 AM  
Blogger Counter-Revolutionary said...

Es buenísimo, afirmo!

7:16 AM  
Blogger alvaro said...

DE TODAS MANERA QUIENES DEBÍAN DE TENER LAS ARMAS EN EEUU ES LA POLICIA Y EL EJERCITO.TENERLA LOS CIUDADANOS FAVORECE EL AUMENTO DE LA CRIMINALIDAD.

2:20 PM  

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